beard

a beard changes a person

Do you still think that growing a beard is a pointless activity?

Nowadays it's fashionable to look like a lumberjack. who does not cut down trees and takes care of himself all day long in order to please other woodcutters.

Moscow is, in short, a city of gnomes: we love grandmas, loads of money, a lot of bearded men and awesome underground metro palaces. St. Petersburg are elves: some kind of half-pokers with off-the-scale self-esteem, a subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. the rest of Russia is inhabited by Orcs.

“You have a beard - I will hang you. if you don’t have a beard, then live is my answer.”

You can also do this with a beard

Hagrid without a beard, now you've seen everything

-Dad, how can I grow a beard like this? -you just have to believe, son

and every bearded one is our brother

-Are you completely crazy? get dressed! -fuck you, I'm bearded