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During her arrest, in front of law enforcement officers, she ate all the cocaine.

little-known fact: if you cut off an official's head, he can steal for another 20 minutes.

plant correctly! if you plant if you plant a sapling, there will be a tree. if you plant an illegal logger, there will be a hundred more trees. If you plant the official who allowed this, there will be a thousand more trees.

A security guard at Disneyland asks for a little girl's autograph, pretending to mistake her for a "princess."

the teacher joked: state employees, contract employees

good asphalt does not lie on the road! (c) Russian official