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Belarusian farmers this fall

"Brunettes are for vicious passion, blondes are more for showing off, and redheads bring happiness and love." - Mayakovsky? - nooo... Mayakovsky would have been like this: brunettes are for fornication, not our classes... leave the blondes to the bourgeoisie... and our dear peasant party... redheads, I’d like one like that...

I don’t know who owns the farm, but Depardieu and Lukashenko plow it

-Russian literature is fading into oblivion. This is the sad truth of life... - I have to agree with you, colleague.

-You can build 1000 bridges and give a blow job just once, but you will be remembered as a cocksucker, not as a bridge builder. -Did you also build bridges?

- Was there an intimate relationship between you? -tyry pyry chel? -was there sex or not? -Is he talking about bullshit or something?

they hold this platform, make sure you don’t get lost

Look, Farmer Joe is leaving for work! Bye! -What the f...?