back to the future

This year Nike will release sneakers like in the movie Back to the Future. with automatic lacing. -he's in a suit like they're fucking Ebola

just a reminder that this is how we will have to dress next year

I want to go back to the times of Stalinist repressions, reforms and death penalties! Mom says the ice cream was very tasty back then.

sociologists have noticed that, having picked up a thread from the floor that the vacuum cleaner could not suck up, 2 out of 3 men throw it back to give the vacuum cleaner another chance.

- the man is not the one who fucked the women, but the one who kissed his son’s pepper! -I gave the grade for the pissyulka. -I personally kiss both my little ones on the pussies))))) damn, these are my favorite places!!! My daughter has a “pie”, and Timka has a “pepper”!!! I kiss my son so that my husband doesn’t see, otherwise he’ll get jealous

went to the toilet and came back drunk!

reverse side of "field of miracles"

if the car bows back to you, then it is really Japanese