axe

I gave your opinion rotation, and the axis was my reproductive organ

they don't work, none of them.

yeah fuck it

still no girl

cat poses and confidence levels. sitting up straight: I don’t trust me a little. sitting in a dream: ok, I’ll sit here for a minute. sitting crouched down and bending my paws: I’ll sit here but I can still leave! front paws relaxed: actually, I kind of like it here. all paws are relaxed: you seem to be ok. the belly is visible, the eyes are crazy, the back is arched: perhaps I even like us. lying flat on your back: do you want to be my man?

strong and silent, remembering all dates, loving children, dreamy, a little feminine, family-oriented, loving his mother, preparing romantic dishes.

relax, I'm not from the FSB

where is my axe?

relax this is Russia

"Should you give way to an oncoming car?" -bleat, man, bitch, with an axe, he’s fucking a car loaded with heavy water for uranium centrifuges, driven by aliens????? What the hell is an oncoming car, cops, are you crazy?