aus einer laune heraus

bridge from an old carriage? It's Russia. Relax

after watching Interstellar

note from a crime chronicle: a married couple discovered a thief in their house after the owner of the house told a joke and there was laughter upstairs.

what if mom was right and my whole life went to hell because of the computer

I once chatted with a guy from another group, and for two years now I’ve been silently shaking hands as I pass by.

this spider has balls of steel

DF is a toy from the collection. DFB is not a toy from a collection.

Women need to think with their heads, not with their girlfriends

a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!

don't make a woman angry