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people who go to bed at 23:00 and get up at 6:00. people who go to bed at 7:00 and get up at 16:00

b simple exercises that everyone can do: 1. get up from the couch; 2. returning home drunk; 3. stand in line silently; 4. check if the leg is in place; 5. close your ears so as not to hear voices; 6. come to terms with it.

Ryan Gosling looks like a fag here...Teach me how you determine sexuality from a photo? Well, it’s very simple, you look at the photo, if you stand up, then there’s a fag in the photo.

-Giving girls flowers is strange. -like... here, I... I killed them for you! -When I saw them, I thought they were very beautiful and remembered you... ...and killed them. -Anyway, here I brought them to you... you'll probably want to put them in water so they... ...die, slowly.

breastfeeding in public. doesn't it annoy you? annoys me. You can't see anything from behind the baby's head.

tired toys are sleeping, books are sleeping, you're not sleeping, you're crazy, you have to get up at seven

"It's time for you to get married!" - from the creators: “it’s time to go to kindergarten”, “get up for school”, “go to university” and “find a job”.

-are you okay? -Yes. -Can you then remove the noose from your neck and get off the stool? -No.