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The first person caught for speeding was Briton Walter Arnold. On January 28, 1896, despite the speed limit of 3 km/h, the maniac rushed at a speed of 12 km/h. The valiant policeman gave chase on a bicycle and managed to catch up with the hooligan.

In every company that goes out to rest in the forest, there is a mysterious silent person who brings new branches for the fire and throws them into the fire.

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand why a trace of tea or coffee always appears under a glass on the table if I haven’t spilled a drop?

expectation and reality

on a yoga mat

special forces on a mission

-one hour on this planet is equal to 7 years on earth. - great, here we will wait for half-life 3

dialogue at a construction site: - fuck! are you crazy?! what the fuck are you fucking fucking up?! fuck off! -no fucking way, bullshit! it’s fucking bad, why the fuck is it screwing up?!

-one hour on this planet is equal to 7 years on earth! - great, I’ll sit here for a couple of hours until the end of military conscription