au nom de satan

before you break an egg for scrambled eggs, say “I offer this innocent soul in the name of Satan” - it will count towards you in hell

everything that sailor moon did was done in the name of the moon!

PETROL PRICES FALLED IN OMSK

in 2012, a chicago resident bought a car for $600, registered it in the name of his ex-girlfriend (apparently, when he registered, they were still in a relationship), but after the breakup, he parked the car at o'hara airport, and she collected parking tickets for the total the amount of 105,761.80 dollars. moral: but there is none...

Tachila nerd

-Dear, how can we finally convince people of our inadequacy? - create and maintain an account on behalf of our three-month-old baby? -brilliantly!

"learned how to use B GTA" - LEARNED

director to the new driver: - what is your last name? I only address drivers by their last name! - Andrey! - what is that last name? - no name. - you didn’t understand me, I need to know your last name! - You won’t call me by my last name, call me Andrey! - Hey, soldier, are you stupid, I ask again, what’s your last name? - Well, “beloved” is my last name! - let's go, Andrey...

"THIEF" "HAM" - But honestly

Have you noticed that “Winston Blue” sounds like the name of some English king, and the names of medicines can be the names of wizards, elves, dragons, etc. King Yodomarin, Prince Gastal, King of the Dwarves Berodual.