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rare photo: Hitler learns to shoot webs like Spiderman

I'll shoot one

-Comrade Stalin, the prophet has come. says the future knows! -shoot! If I had known, I wouldn’t have come.

-but I have a curvature of the spine. -nothing, it will be convenient to shoot from around the corner

-Alfred. this sandwich was disgusting! -Do you know what I did to the last person who said that to me, sir? -What? -I hired a drug addict to shoot her and her husband in the gateway.

An interesting story happened to me last night. I was returning home. and then, out of nowhere, two of these rather big Arkharovites rolled up to me and asked me to call the phone. Well, of course, I refused and they began to be insolent, well, in short, a fight broke out. at that time, nearby they were playing with a schoolboy, well, 11-12 years old, and they saw it all and the second of them ran closer and began throwing stones at the gopniks, and one of them, apparently, got scared and ran home. but after 1 minute, these big little men came out of this house, who quickly grabbed them and gave them a punch. The gopniks quickly picked up their teeth from the asphalt and crawled back home. It turns out that this boy ran home to call his family, thereby saving me from inevitable bruises and knocked out teeth. p.s. Not all children are shkolota, and many of them are very good and kind. all the best:] - sir, you are just lucky!

I still wonder why no one thought of shooting him in the mouth

I wanted to shoot the meaning of life, but I couldn’t find it

no time to explain, shoot him