arrêts d'autobus

I was standing at the bus stop, waiting for the bus, when suddenly, next to me, a pigeon began to puff itself up, all puffed up, chest forward, and it was coming towards me, then moving away. it was clear that he was showing off in front of the pigeon. Well, he pretended to be scared and walked away. I hope she gave it to him. -thanks bro!

When I'm bored, I approach a stranger at a bus stop and say: “This isn't real. wake up. you’re in a coma,” and then I leave.

This is what I understand advertising

I'm a downtime person, I came to visit a friend - I reached into the refrigerator

you can't stop living beautifully

There is no need to offend women... they have an acceleration from a cute bunny to a creepy bitch in 1.5 seconds, and there is no stopping distance!!!!!

are you working? I'll just sit in front of your screen

-Guess how my girlfriend saves a Word document? -How? -presses the computer's shutdown button, the computer asks her: save the document? she presses yes. The computer turns off, while saving the document. after which she turns on the computer. profit!

stop sitting in your virtual world, go for a walk