are in time

-Hi, how are you? -Hello! Yes, I’m a little sick... -Are you getting treatment? -Yeah, they prescribed antibiotics. I stab you three times in the ass.. -what else do I stab?!...

checked for ripeness.

-Hello, how did you get there?) -This is his girlfriend, who are you? and why the fuck are you writing to him? -let’s start with the fact that stop calling yourself “his girlfriend” as if it makes you special, you’re his 11th, if I’m not mistaken. secondly, I am the one who can make you his ex-girlfriend in a short time. Now let's start from the beginning. How did my brother get there? fucked up

-when mom leaves for 5 minutes and you are next in line

there are times when it's hard to stop

there are 2 types of girls

drink on black

"Oral sex courses have been opened in Moscow for girls who want to improve their ability to perform oral sex." -apparently the courses are timed to coincide with the release of the iPhone 5s

call if you want to drink