andrei malakhov

“I’m so tired of people who are trying to show all their advantages, putting them on display, like look how awesome I am. be more modest!” Andrey, 25 cm

that feeling when no one in the family cheats, drinks, rapes, beats or uses spice

director to the new driver: - what is your last name? I only address drivers by their last name! - Andrey! - what is that last name? - no name. - you didn’t understand me, I need to know your last name! - You won’t call me by my last name, call me Andrey! - Hey, soldier, are you stupid, I ask again, what’s your last name? - Well, “beloved” is my last name! - let's go, Andrey...

3 signs that the battery is dead: 1. the cold wind and rain have intensified a hundredfold, 2. you are not his sweetheart, 3. he is not your Andrei.

Andrey was told that fisting does not hurt. fooled a fool by four fists

epileptic Andrey took a bubble bath, although he actually didn’t plan to

seven times Andrey, once Oleg