an offer of marriage

before you break an egg for scrambled eggs, say “I offer this innocent soul in the name of Satan” - it will count towards you in hell

1. MP Milonov became the victim of an accident 2. torrents are recognized as legal in Russia 3. the government decided to evict Dagestanis and Chechens to their historical homeland 4. Elena Mizulina was raped by an oral pedophile maniac 5. the Russian national team defeated Germany in the World Cup finals - the most awesome news

- Dear @roscomnadzor, if you block pornhub, do you at least offer an alternative? kisses, Lelya. - Dear Lelya, as an alternative, you can meet someone in real life.

handjob pissing, asshole whore vagina, bitch fucking vagina, fart jerking off.

serious guy looking for fun! Do not offer balls!

-Wow! look at this guy! he dances like a god!!! -you know what they say, good on the dance floor, good in bed... -hey, hi...what do you say if I offer to continue with me? -great idea!!

-marry me? -The man I marry must be brave and smart! -Don’t you remember how I saved you when you were drowning? -Well, yes, you’re brave, but that doesn’t mean you’re smart. -Who do you think overturned the boat?