always ready

“always ready” - you put your panties on backwards, you shit-eater

Pamela Anderson said in some program: at home I look like an ordinary person, and my sons always saw me as ordinary, without hair and makeup. and somehow I got ready to go somewhere, put on my makeup... and went out to the children. the younger one looked at me intently and in horror: wait a second, are you Pamela Anderson???

I always take a video camera with me. If you didn’t just read this phrase, but sang it, it means you are over 20 years old.

Always save, otherwise then it’s fucked up, you’ll have to go through the shit all over again. (c)ben franklin

always a dry bench, after rain, turn the handle on the side of the bench and the seat will turn over to the other side. -You can throw off a homeless person.

always remember: you only have one life, you have the right to do whatever you want with it, so sit at home and watch TV series, because there will be no second chance.

always dumb, always down

I always feel safe on the streets of my city