always has been

“always ready” - you put your panties on backwards, you shit-eater

But what if Yakubovich always has two things in his black box and he decides when to get which one?

I always take a video camera with me. If you didn’t just read this phrase, but sang it, it means you are over 20 years old.

when you realize that the song you've always missed is actually very good

Always save, otherwise then it’s fucked up, you’ll have to go through the shit all over again. (c)ben franklin

always a dry bench, after rain, turn the handle on the side of the bench and the seat will turn over to the other side. -You can throw off a homeless person.

always remember: you only have one life, you have the right to do whatever you want with it, so sit at home and watch TV series, because there will be no second chance.