aids

You can catch AIDS even from a toilet seat! if you sit down before the previous person gets up!

in a hotel in England, a dude read 50 shades, and when he returned to his room, the maids fixed it for him

Vladimir Go to sleep! Polina What is spice? Vladimir Don't even think about it! Bad stuff, could be fatal. Drugs with chemicals! Ask your mom, it's evil!! Polina The whole school is talking about him. They constantly offer me offers, but I refuse. For this they are a little bit nasty Vladimir I’ll come and talk... You’re doing the right thing by refusing! It's late, go to sleep already, schoolgirl! Polina I can’t sleep, I’m on AIDS

Tank caterpillars won't become butterflies, but your girlfriend's braids won't reap the harvest either.

mermaids are not the same anymore