ahora fue una pena

the most awesome time in my life was kindergarten: I had a wife, children, a house and superpowers! and now this is some bullshit...

“The spatula sucks” - now it was insulting

-have you ever wondered what your future wife is doing now?) -I know what she’s doing now) she’s texting me ;) -oh, how cute. -That’s it, she went to bed, I’ll go too, did you want something? - Damn, what a fool you are!

cunnilingus machine, now you've seen everything

physical education textbook, now you've seen everything

Hitler sent these fighters-saboteurs to Leningrad in 1941 through Russian mail, unfortunately the parcel arrived only now and the poor people do not yet know that the Third Reich was destroyed.

Yakubovich without a mustache! now you've definitely seen everything)))

-Dad, I want to get married. -Apologize first. -For what? - I’m sorry. - But for what? What I've done? -just apologize. -but... what is my fault? - apologize. -For what??? - apologize. -Please, at least tell me the reason! - apologize. -okay, dad... excuse me!!! -Now you're ready. your training was successful. when you learn to apologize without any reason, you can get married!

boyar without a hat, now you've seen everything