agora foi uma pena

- reminded me of an old joke about a boy who, having become a father at 16, eats sausages along with cellophane. -tell me. - a boy who became a father at the age of 16 now eats sausages with cellophane.

“The spatula sucks” - now it was insulting

the most awesome time in my life was kindergarten: I had a wife, children, a house and superpowers! and now this is some bullshit...

cunnilingus machine, now you've seen everything

physical education textbook, now you've seen everything

Yakubovich without a mustache! now you've definitely seen everything)))

now I know where +100500 is filmed

boyar without a hat, now you've seen everything

-have you ever wondered what your future wife is doing now?) -I know what she’s doing now) she’s texting me ;) -oh, how cute. -That’s it, she went to bed, I’ll go too, did you want something? - Damn, what a fool you are!