agent de messagerie

A security guard at Disneyland asks for a little girl's autograph, pretending to mistake her for a "princess."

mail.ru special agent: install for all users, autostart on windows startup, make mail.ru home page, make search@mail.ru default search, install @mail.ru satellite, install guardmailru for your safety, register in my world@mail.ru after installation, install mail.ru panel in all browsers, add answers@mail.ru to bookmarks, install the ultra-modern amigo browser and make it the default browser.

memo to the traffic police officer 1. introduce yourself 2. state the reason for the stop 3. clarify rights and obligations 4. be restrained and polite when communicating

let me fuck you

I’m sitting in the traffic policeman’s car, he’s silent and I’m silent. then he says: why don’t you offer me anything? -marry me! -he laughed and let go.

the only speed limiter in Russia. this is a car in the oncoming lane flashing its headlights

you can admire this forever

dacha of an agent of the Kremlin

I would break

traffic cop larvae