after drinking

You may have had some great parties, but have you ever partied so hard that you fell asleep with the refrigerator door on?

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

guys, what happened yesterday

The worst crime in Russia is when a guy, drinking beer bought after 22:00, near a metro station, lighting a cigarette, holding a phone in his hand at the same time, downloading movies on a torrent and listening to music on VKontakte, invites his chick to give him a blowjob! Now for this probably a life sentence...

-why don’t you want to marry me? - we had a walk and had a good time. I'll marry a virgin!

After the release of Iron Man, everyone became sharper. cynics, philanthropists, misanthropes and other assholes. But no one ever became a billionaire.

..he is so cool. Let's call the first one Sasha. he snores so cutely. I need to call my mom. I want a wedding by the ocean!

after all, they cloned, bitches

come with me, I'll show you the wonderful world of "staying at home"