acquaintance

-Call me when you're 18, baby. - but I'm 26. - that's it.

very nice, cancer.

I love baking cakes, animals, parents and all people!

An acquaintance went to France to Disneyland. On a roller coaster, he saw that before the children set off, they shouted "papista - fali." I asked the controller what are these children shouting? - yes, a Russian used to work here - every time he pulled the lever, he shouted: “pa-piz-dova-a-li.”

what I usually see when I want to meet a girl

- hello) - angel, can I meet you? -Can. -what is possible. ?) -I can get acquainted, I say) -Well, try

- Son, are you a moron? get this bullshit away from me. -Come on, dear, I think my parents didn’t really like you.

nice to meet you. your mother says you're a tit sucker. Excellent hobby, young man.

Meet me - this is Sergey. Plays pokerstars for 3 years

no one rejoices more than a person who finds an acquaintance at the beginning of a very long line