I saw my wife off, I’m standing near the restaurant smoking. A young man, who looks like a gopnik fan, comes up and says in a drunken language: “Answer yes or no?” -What's the question? I ask. -It doesn’t matter, just say yes or no? -No. The guy thought and said: - Justify.
The little daughter comes up and whispers in her ear: Dad, I’ll tell you something now, you’re going crazy! The father, clearing his throat, replies: thank you, daughter... no need... I'm already crazy!