abaixo de zero

My wife and I perfectly calculated the timing of conception so that our child would be a Scorpio. but for some reason it turned out to be a subzero.

pissed in his slippers, flooded the neighbors below

school vegetables

can you survive in thailand? Below are six couples, try to guess which one is a real girl and which one is a transsexual. You will find the correct answers after the pictures. it was a trick question. don't worry, all of them are transsexuals

in a parallel universe: - I’m fighting for Valera too much! - no sabz, let’s go without the milling machine Valery, he’s wild. -Okay, I’ll take the schoolboy Mitya. -ok, I'll take the truck driver Nikolai. Damn, I wish I could swing like them.

-Son, will you have a sandwich? -Yes mom. -What do you mean? -more staff, less tobacco, asphalt below, clouds above. -It would be better to have an abortion.

-Then why the hell are you called Scorpio? -well.. -I was born in November.

You don't know anything, Jon Snow. nisivo you lower yourself, zen snew

2011 - nose nose; 2012 - I boom boom boom; 2013 - everyone dances with their elbows; 2014 - Santa Lucia; 2015 - your name is my favorite; 2016, you'll have to try to lower the bar even lower