abaixe a barra

2011 - nose nose; 2012 - I boom boom boom; 2013 - everyone dances with their elbows; 2014 - Santa Lucia; 2015 - your name is my favorite; 2016, you'll have to try to lower the bar even lower

Down with despondency everyone!

I'm stuck in a traffic jam. I see there is a car nearby with the same radio as mine. I take out the remote control and turn up the volume. he turns it down, I turn it up again... the man turns it off, I turn it on. He crossed himself, removed the panel and put it in the glove compartment.

school vegetables

pissed in his slippers, flooded the neighbors below

in a parallel universe: - I’m fighting for Valera too much! - no sabz, let’s go without the milling machine Valery, he’s wild. -Okay, I’ll take the schoolboy Mitya. -ok, I'll take the truck driver Nikolai. Damn, I wish I could swing like them.

can you survive in thailand? Below are six couples, try to guess which one is a real girl and which one is a transsexual. You will find the correct answers after the pictures. it was a trick question. don't worry, all of them are transsexuals

-Then why the hell are you called Scorpio? -well.. -I was born in November.