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-Well, I have a proposal for you. If you help me with one thing, you will even earn some money. - Well, I’m listening. -Let me write what I need. If you agree, fine, no, then no. Just won't you make fun of me and call me a fool? -OK. -My friend and I bet 10,000 rubles that I would give a blowjob to a stranger our age. If you give me the opportunity, I can share the money.

“to drink in a limousine for 1500 rubles” - this country cannot be changed

how did he notice this penis

attention. this guy was supposed to buy our washing machine for 15,000 rubles. he wanted to see her at work first, and asked her to load her things for washing. after the washing was finished, he said: let me go get the money, got into the car and left with clean clothes.

-So, colleagues, what are we going to do this time?) -Maybe we can fix the roads? - shall we increase the pension? -Let's look for dicks on banknotes? -good idea!

“in Perm, unknown persons stole a bag with 5 million rubles from a man,” “five Perm businessmen received one million rubles each,” “five corpses were found under a bridge in Perm,” “the head of the Perm police department purchased an SUV worth 5 million rubles,” “a man who was robbed of 5 million rubles, stole an SUV from the head of the Perm Department of Internal Affairs" - smiled

-If I lit a cigarette near your pussy, I would be fined 1500 rubles. -Why? -You cannot smoke in a public place. -fuck you

Windows 10 has already come out, and you still haven’t used your briefcase