顾问

too many advisers, one is roasting

Hello, can I get you something?

Jehovah's Witnesses are knocking on your door, and you are in a hurry to open it, because you are an Oriflame consultant.

-welcome to our store! How can I help you? -Please drive the rest of the consultants away from me.

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...

at lays. director: are you sure that customers will like the taste of “watermelon and plaster”? pregnant advisor: absolutely.

one customer entered my cafe and asked for salad and potatoes. I asked if he would eat here or take the order home. he told me to go to hell, took my order and swore at me. I love working in the prison canteen.

hairdresser: what hairstyle do you want? client: do you know the moment when milk is added to tea? hairdresser: you don't have to continue