音楽家

organ. it was an easy test to determine whether you are a musician or a pathologist.

a friend had a grandmother living in her house, whom the local youth nicknamed “scooter”, in honor of the German musical group scooter. and she got her nickname due to the fact that she had a granddaughter, Faina, and the grandmother, going out onto the balcony, shouted with good obscenities: fayaya...

these musicians stayed on the titanic and played while the ship sank

fuck! tear your fucking soul!

and the song of the Bremen musicians: “We came to you for an hour, but hurry up and love us!” No. - is it really about musicians?

and I wrote this song in honor of the neighbor's bitch who licked my balls

Deputy Vitaly Milonov demands a ban on concerts of foreign musicians in Russia, as well as propaganda of foreign music, videos, etc. since this interferes with the development of Russian musical culture. -Guys, let's help Milonov find his brain

-Holmes, what are those sounds?? -this is techno, Watson... this is techno!

going somewhere while listening to music is priceless