電話での会話

“92% of telephone conversations are empty chatter!” - reports the sociological service of the FSB

I won’t be able to meet with you, I have a quiet hour from 2 to 3. Well, why are you silent? offended? -Yes, I’m not silent, I just don’t know all the words yet

when you say “this is not a telephone conversation” somewhere an FSB agent is sad

girl, don’t scream, say clearly “fucked up” - did he fall or went crazy?

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

clear, okay, that's it then, come on, yes, come on, uh-huh, that's it then, come on, bye, come on, yeah, come on, good luck, yeah, come on.

business idea: 1) we enter into an agreement with a cellular operator for a paid number. 2) take a loan from a bank. 3) we don’t pay the loan. 4) collectors call your paid number around the clock. 5) we rake in the loot with a shovel. profit!

2 missed

didn't drink on last call