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-Alfred. this sandwich was disgusting! -Do you know what I did to the last person who said that to me, sir? -What? -I hired a drug addict to shoot her and her husband in the gateway.

Before you freak out, escalate the situation

-Welcome to our cafe. What do you want? -Can I have the Wi-Fi password? -Your passport? -and I ate it

"Chronicles of a Nerd" - Artem, you are my best friend. -You're like a brother to me. -Why are there so many good guys like you? -we are friends! -I envy your future girlfriend...

I survived the buyer's concert

Lonely giraffe Artyom puts hickeys on his neck so that everyone thinks he has someone

-I'm an alpha male! -In terms of? unfinished? Are you glitching, freezing, crashing?

I do not want and I will not

Dear experts, the question is asked by Jesse Pinkman from the city of Albuquerque, attention to the screen: - what’s up, bitches? the minute has passed

"average penis length, according to research from the British Ulster University" - sorry, but you live in America