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expensive perfume that lasts for a couple of hours. cooked fish that stinks for 3 days

"In Germany, an Eritrean migrant almost ate a Somali refugee." -It's begun, Karl!

pigeon news on air

This is Barbie, a few years ago, she was at the center of a big scandal because feminists said that she represented unrealistic, unhealthy and incorrect beauty standards that caused a crisis for little girls and lowered their self-esteem. this is he-man

Today I picked flowers at the market. The saleswoman shouts: just smell it, it’ll last for a week!

if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

I propose adding the phrase “contrary to common sense” before all news from the State Duma. contrary to common sense, the Duma adopted/considered...

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-Why do women in leather, varnish and rubber excite men so much? -because they smell like a new car.