长笛

I looked at it for a long time until I realized it was a fucking hoop

fuck! tear your fucking soul!

Grew up

Do you know why guys like girls with long legs and they quickly run after beer?

For a long time I couldn’t understand why I couldn’t press play

-Do you know who you haven’t talked to for a long time? with your ex! -Did this guy look in your direction? It’s better to punch him hard in the face. fast! -This closet is a great place to pee. -If you yell and swear, the police will definitely let you go.

my daughter drew a giraffe at school today

If I don’t see a person for a long time, I gradually begin to forget him. strange feature. others start to get bored.

there's a spider!