野马

throw the baseball bat out of the car and put the metal golf club in there. you will look very intelligent in a road showdown.

I started cooking, and then...

this eggplant supports me in any endeavor

“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food

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chocolate is extracted from cocoa beans. beans are vegetables. sugar - from sugar beets. beets are a vegetable. So, chocolate is also a vegetable, and vegetables are good for health! checkmate!

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