重量挙げ選手

-Yes, I did that in GTA. -It’s interesting how the nose of the plane does not submerge due to the weight of the pilots’ iron-titanium-concrete eggs. -because the weight of his eggs is equal to the feces deposited by the passengers behind)

There is no problem that cartoons and a kilo of candy cannot solve. -fuck, now I wish there were cartoons with candies

my handwriting depends on: my mood, the temperature in the office, the height of the table, lighting, attitude towards the teacher, the weight of the pen, the quality of the notebook paper. but not from me, no.

serious injury

-why are things on the floor? -because of gravity, mom

The important thing is not to win but to take part

In the morning the “bed” is very strong. the bed is like gravity, but you are not attracted to massive bodies, but to the bed.

the main thing is not to confuse

incredible, but true: photography increases the gravitational effect on girls