酔いすぎた

a drunken car lady stole a traffic police baton. While drawing up the report, the woman grabbed the staff and ran into the forest, constantly threatening the inspector in the Tatar language. and her companion at that time threw dead chickens into the patrol car.

wake up, it seems like we got too drunk yesterday

what if everyone around you is dead, and the grass makes you sober?

If the Ebola virus gets into Vegas, will it stop spreading? after all: “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

bachelor party in vegas - children's version

how to get drunk in the evening so as not to feel the hanger behind your back in the morning

If you're breathing into the antenna of his radio, you're too drunk. to try to get away