过年的笑话

-Doctor, why, instead of curing me, are you joking about my insomnia? -it's fun. -And how many other jokes do you have? -You never dreamed of it.

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PUTIN'S NEW YEAR'S SPEECH. HE USUALLY SAYS THIS YEAR WAS HARD AND FULL OF DIFFICULTIES. THIS TIME HE WILL PROBABLY JUST STAND SILENTLY FOR 5 MINUTES, THEN TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SAY THIS IS JUST FUCKING, AND THEN CHIMS.

those who have lived in the circus in Russia don’t laugh

season is open

If you have ever seen a weed smoker being arrested, there is nothing sadder in life. he is handcuffed. he starts laughing because he thinks they are showing him some trick

how I decorate the tree front and back

Once I was in such a serious relationship that we didn’t even smile once.

leave me alone! run! save yourself!

this is kind of fucked up, why do people drink milk from other creatures if they can give it to themselves too!! Have you ever seen goats drink human milk?! it's outrageous yes