超能力

this pill will give you superpowers

-Can you imagine my potatoes fell off the table? she almost fell, and I caught her. Like Flash or Batman, I caught a potato! -Remind me why I'm still with you? -boobs. -oh, yes. wonderful, my love)

-The fact that you put on these costumes does not give you any superpowers, do you understand me? -Yes, Superman, we understand

so by the age of 30 you discover that you don't have any superpowers. what's next?

how about Yeltsin as Batman? his superpower would be vodka, he would kill with dancing, his Robin would be Oleg Gazmanov, his joker would be Dzhokhar Dudayev, he would shout - where is the detonator, you know!, and at the end of the film - this city needs a hero, but I'm tired, I I'm leaving

super egg

the most awesome time in my life was kindergarten: I had a wife, children, a house and superpowers! and now this is some bullshit...

this city needs its hero

conducted 13 psychic battles, I still don’t believe in them