语音发生器

Did you also sing foreign songs in an invented language as a child?? give it a like if you still do this

you start living alone. expectation: you develop yourself like crazy, learn eight languages at once and cook complex dishes. reality: you poop with the door open..

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PUTIN'S NEW YEAR'S SPEECH. HE USUALLY SAYS THIS YEAR WAS HARD AND FULL OF DIFFICULTIES. THIS TIME HE WILL PROBABLY JUST STAND SILENTLY FOR 5 MINUTES, THEN TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SAY THIS IS JUST FUCKING, AND THEN CHIMS.

“it went in one ear, out the other”, “one leg here and the other there”, “I completely lost my head”

I don’t know Japanese, but I get the gist!

the quieter the pool, the more professional the devils are

Russian language Semenov, what prefixes do you know? - playstation3, nintendo wii, xbox360..

that's definitely hands from the ass