认真的感情

that feeling when you think that the textures haven't loaded

-Hello! -I have a boyfriend... -I said “hi”, not suck

Maksim! yes, I used your laptop (I didn’t find the charger for mine) p.s.: maybe you should delete your browsing history in the browser - your grandmother would be shocked! p.p.s.: you know that your browser has a special thing for this, I think it’s called “incognito mode”, good use! dad.

This is how it always happens, when you turn around on a leather sofa carelessly, it makes a terrible sound, and you turn around again, repeating this sound so that no one thinks that you farted.

Once I was in such a serious relationship that we didn’t even smile once.

a serious relationship is when a girl starts shitting in your house

serious guy looking for fun! Do not offer balls!

parents: -my daughter is a serious person. He will soon pass his exams and go to work. Me, meanwhile: - pew-pew! Pew Pew!