计算机科学

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

"reboot required." -Aren’t you taking too much responsibility on yourself?!

I left the computer for a while and when I returned, it was building something. I didn't ask him about this. We are completely unprepared for the dangers of artificial intelligence.

if a girl has Yandex.bar installed on her computer, this is a good sign. This means that she is generally easy to persuade.

If you run Stephen Hawking's book through a talker on your computer, it will be as if he himself is personally reading his book to you.