議論しないと約束する

never argue with a moron, otherwise you will sink to his level, where he will crush you with his experience. (c) Tony Stark

-Darling, promise that you won’t swear!

never argue with someone who types faster than you

I was walking along the bank one day, and in the river a man who had run out of arguments in an argument was drowning. "stick to the spelling!" - I shout to him. barely saved...

1. MP Milonov became the victim of an accident 2. torrents are recognized as legal in Russia 3. the government decided to evict Dagestanis and Chechens to their historical homeland 4. Elena Mizulina was raped by an oral pedophile maniac 5. the Russian national team defeated Germany in the World Cup finals - the most awesome news

Thank you, brain, for offering killer arguments about 15 minutes after the argument.

Nobody argues about tastes now; society has moved forward. and anyone with whom tastes do not coincide is automatically an asshole

how to diversify relationships: in a quarrel, after each argument, say: “roundr”

Gopniks are experts in arguing with suckers

-Look into my eyes, not at my chest. -and if I take out my dick, where will you look?