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phones are getting thinner and smarter, but you are not!

“raising a deeply mentally retarded child in a family” - the feeling when your parents are hiding something from you

-I think the walls are too thin. - ok! There will be more wallpapers!

-I just watched a movie where a dude’s wife was brutally murdered by a serial maniac and his son was left disabled. It so happened that this son was kidnapped and the dude had to chase the kidnapper a thousand miles with a mentally retarded chick. -ohhhh... and what kind of movie...??? -in search of nemo.

when he can cook

will you come pick me up at work today, tell me exactly? if not, then I’ll wear sandals without heels, since I’m pregnant, it’s hard for me to walk a lot in heels. and with these flat sandals I wanted to wear a white dress, it matches the color, so I need to wear light underwear under the white dress. Well, answer my question, I’m going to the bath and I need to choose panties: white or another color (for the dress that I wanted to wear with heels)

I pooped