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phones are getting thinner and smarter, but you are not!

When you saw a car with low-profile wheels

“raising a deeply mentally retarded child in a family” - the feeling when your parents are hiding something from you

“every fifth teenager has listened to rap at least once in their life” - guess who’s fifth here

-I think the walls are too thin. - ok! There will be more wallpapers!

girls without beards are beautiful

-I just watched a movie where a dude’s wife was brutally murdered by a serial maniac and his son was left disabled. It so happened that this son was kidnapped and the dude had to chase the kidnapper a thousand miles with a mentally retarded chick. -ohhhh... and what kind of movie...??? -in search of nemo.

will you come pick me up at work today, tell me exactly? if not, then I’ll wear sandals without heels, since I’m pregnant, it’s hard for me to walk a lot in heels. and with these flat sandals I wanted to wear a white dress, it matches the color, so I need to wear light underwear under the white dress. Well, answer my question, I’m going to the bath and I need to choose panties: white or another color (for the dress that I wanted to wear with heels)

- reminded me of an old joke about a boy who, having become a father at 16, eats sausages along with cellophane. -tell me. - a boy who became a father at the age of 16 now eats sausages with cellophane.