sometimes you think: everything will be cool, but it turns out to be crap. and sometimes you think: this is going to be crap, and it’s like looking into the water!
The rooster saw the chicken in the microwave and said: “The loaf is strong... there is no one in the village to lay eggs, but here she rides on the carousel!”
-marry me? -The man I marry must be brave and smart! -Don’t you remember how I saved you when you were drowning? -Well, yes, you’re brave, but that doesn’t mean you’re smart. -Who do you think overturned the boat?