結婚してください

“marry me” - when he found out that her father could get out of the army

-marry me? -The man I marry must be brave and smart! -Don’t you remember how I saved you when you were drowning? -Well, yes, you’re brave, but that doesn’t mean you’re smart. -Who do you think overturned the boat?

-Dad, I want to get married. -Apologize first. -For what? - I’m sorry. - But for what? What I've done? -just apologize. -but... what is my fault? - apologize. -For what??? - apologize. -Please, at least tell me the reason! - apologize. -okay, dad... excuse me!!! -Now you're ready. your training was successful. when you learn to apologize without any reason, you can get married!

a guy of few words, proposing to a girl, simply threw a ring at her and waited.

-Mom, I'm pregnant! -Listen, you already have your 4th child with Mikhail. why don't you marry him? -I don’t like him.

I was joking | But not me

I’m sitting in the traffic policeman’s car, he’s silent and I’m silent. then he says: why don’t you offer me anything? -marry me! -he laughed and let go.

- how? -beautiful. but my parents will kill me if I marry a black guy.

I really wanted to quit smoking, but I couldn’t do it myself. I went to church and asked God to help. a week ago I found out that I have tuberculosis. Chemotherapy not only makes you not want to smoke, the smoke even makes you want to puke. -do not thank!