粗鲁的

- hi) - yeah, hi... - what happened? -Nothing. -Are you offended that I wrote hello? -yeah. -Why? -because in the morning you have to say good morning...

rude robot: -Jacob, what does “seal” mean? - this is when you humiliate someone, and then you give a high five to the bro. -oh, so apparently you can’t “print”, Jacob. -because you don't have any bros. you have no one. you're so lonely, jacob. High five, Jacob.

If your husband offended you, do not be rude to him in return. nibble on the cookies on his side of the bed.