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get up and go

“mentally ill people will be banned from working in the prosecutor’s office” - it’s high time

too lazy to stand, too lazy to sit

The worst crime in Russia is when a guy, drinking beer bought after 22:00, near a metro station, lighting a cigarette, holding a phone in his hand at the same time, downloading movies on a torrent and listening to music on VKontakte, invites his chick to give him a blowjob! Now for this probably a life sentence...

the laws of physics are the only laws that are respected in our country

and don’t lie that you didn’t drop by

-Gentlemen, we are clearly violating the law banning smoking in public places. and in fairness we must pay the fine! - I agree, colleague! Stepan, call 02 so they can send you an outfit. -I'm already calling...

I didn’t immediately understand what the “beep” has to do with it?

According to the English law of 1845, attempted suicide was punishable by death.

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