私の後に来てください

now my boyfriend will give you pussy

“we come up with the worst thing you can say after sex” - my grandfather died on this sofa

before me. after me.

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

Me: “I’m hiding a secret from the whole city.” my mother, who decided to hang my clothes after washing: