私のガールフレンドと別れた

-why did you break up with your girlfriend? -She left because of my addiction. - sad... booze? -Yes! of course I will

when you broke up with your internet girlfriend and you hear your brother crying in the room

-I haven’t tried to fuck my girlfriend, well.. you know... in another hole? - no, what, what if she gets pregnant...

Yesterday afternoon I was returning home with my girlfriend, when I let go of her hand to take out my phone and take this photo, she got angry with me and didn’t talk to me again that day. but let's be honest, how often have you seen a dog driving around the city?

don't worry, I'm the one fucking your girlfriend

-Hello, how did you get there?) -This is his girlfriend, who are you? and why the fuck are you writing to him? -let’s start with the fact that stop calling yourself “his girlfriend” as if it makes you special, you’re his 11th, if I’m not mistaken. secondly, I am the one who can make you his ex-girlfriend in a short time. Now let's start from the beginning. How did my brother get there? fucked up