神的儿子

-What, you pissing fraer, have you misled? Do you even know whose son I am? -whose? -God. come to our church on Sunday.

if the devil is the exact opposite of god, then he must be against slavery, violence, child murder, genocide, sexism and discrimination. yeah he seems like a nice guy.

the phrase “the ways of God are mysterious” sounds like “the administration is not responsible”

“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food

and God said to Noah - make a backup, I’ll format it

"Boganette" - there is no God!

God's cook

God created the world. the rest is made in China.

God's cook

Dear God, I would like to report a bug